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Things To Avoid

According to Wikipedia, here is a list of products endorsed by Billy Mays. I think “Buddy Putty” is my favorite product name. It conjures up lots of crude mental images…

  • Aquapel
  • Awesome Auger, Ground Aug, Weed Auger, and Power Extender gardening tools
  • Bedazzler
  • Big City Slider Station
  • Black Swan Furniture
  • Bloomin’ Onion Maker
  • Buddy Putty
  • Calcium Lime Rust
  • Currie Motors Chrysler Credit Hotline
  • Cucco Kitchenware
  • DC Snowboards
  • Ding King automotive dent remover
  • Dualsaw
  • Easy Off Bam!
  • Energize energy supplement
  • EngraveIt
  • FixIt car scratch remover
  • FoneFree wireless cellphone headset
  • Foodsaver
  • ESPN
  • ESPN360
  • FreeFone wireless phone holder
  • Gator Grip
  • Gem It
  • Gopher reach extending tool
  • Handy Switch
  • Hercules Hook wall hangers
  • House Dust
  • iCan Benefit Group, LLC
  • Kaboom
  • Lint-B-Gone lint brush
  • Liquid Diamond car waxing product
  • Mantis Roto-Tiller
  • Micro-Men Duster
  • Mighty Mend It
  • Mighty Putty
  • Miracle Whip
  • Never-Scrub tile cleaner
  • Orange Clean, Orange Glo
  • OxiClean
  • Quik Strip wire stripping tool
  • Ragazzi’s Italian Restaurant and Pizzeria
  • Samurai Shark knife sharpener
  • Sandstrom OnTV
  • Sealtite Tire Sealant
  • Simoniz Fix It Scratch Remover
  • Steam Buddy
  • Street Options Auto Accessories
  • Swiffer SweeperVac
  • Tommy and Rumble
  • Turbo Tiger vacuum cleaner
  • Turbo Vac vacuum cleaner
  • Vidalia Chop-it
  • Vidalia Slice-it
  • Vidalia Slice Wizard
  • Volkswagen Group of America cars
  • Zorbeez absorbent towels

The only way we can stop him from shouting at us is to ignore him. He will cease to be in demand if no one buys the products he pitches. The power is in your hands.

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